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Do you have HUNTERRHEA
4X4TOYOTA Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:01 am
"HUNTERRHEA"
Symptoms:Person shows a need for the outdoors,sunshine,and freash air.
shows signs of anxiety prior to the start of hunting season.Mounts and displays
deceased animals around the home.Patient will own several firearms,dogs,bows, and
4 wheel drive vehicle.Hangs around with people with the same disease. Can be found
wearing camouflage outfits.Always rise early on hunting trips but not for work.Displays
aggression towards small helpless creatures and and conservationists.Appears preoccupied,
sometimes deaf to wife & kids.
PROGNOSIS: Disease is not fatal.Medication is useless.
NO KNOWN CURE.
TREATMENT: Victim should go hunting as offten
as possible.
VERY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES
IkAIka
Symptoms:Person shows a need for the outdoors,sunshine,and freash air.
shows signs of anxiety prior to the start of hunting season.Mounts and displays
deceased animals around the home.Patient will own several firearms,dogs,bows, and
4 wheel drive vehicle.Hangs around with people with the same disease. Can be found
wearing camouflage outfits.Always rise early on hunting trips but not for work.Displays
aggression towards small helpless creatures and and conservationists.Appears preoccupied,
sometimes deaf to wife & kids.
PROGNOSIS: Disease is not fatal.Medication is useless.
NO KNOWN CURE.
TREATMENT: Victim should go hunting as offten
as possible.
VERY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES
IkAIka
4X4TOYOTA- small kine choppers
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Join date : 2008-02-01
Do You Have Hunterrhea?
AK Andy Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:12 am
Hey 4x4, that was great man, I was laughin hard on that one. It fits me to a "T". Now I have got to go tell my wife that I've been victimized by a terrible disease and the only cure is to go huntin. Excellent!
AK Andy- big daddy boar
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Join date : 2009-02-03
Age : 55
Location : Chenega Bay, Alaska
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