U KNOW U 1 HUNTA WHEN OR IF!!!!!!!

Boar on the rack,taking da long way home.stoping 7-11 jus because ,even thou the pig is all stiff,some times spoil cause came out the next day ,unreal,jaw spred wide open,that was the days, im guilty, then got smarter i think,camera mo light,just debone

.....you can recollect every detail of a hunt that you did 2 months ago..but cant remember what you did yesterday!


.....your legs can go all day without a problem .... But at a mall,they last about 1/2 hr!

.....having "her" grab da pig is your idea of the perfect first date!

..... You know the ages and birthdays of six different dogs but cant remember your own anniversary!

......you analyze the nutrition label on dog food bags, but you yourself would eat just about anything!

......crossing da stream is your idea of giving da dogs a bath!

......Your biggest worry about the upcoming family vacation is "who goin feed my dogs!"

......you see iron roofing and EMT pipe as gold!

......you got a stash of electricians mule tape somewhere!

.......your wife is in labor and in the car ready to fly off to the hospital... You jump out real quick and yell "wait I gotta feed my dogs!"

The above situations are based on actual events, the names however have been changed to protect the innocent.

you get your vets personal number on speed dial

guys like check out your kennel for future prospects

you get more dogs than the pound

your dog box welded to the truck

when you go off island with the family you get couple hunts lined up.

when you can hear the dogs barking from 2 ridges away but cannot hear the wife calling in the next room

Braddah tomz, maukakane,and spoon. That's some funny SH*t my braddahs. Lol rofl. Keep um coming. Aloha

When u like hunt but u get dogs down from bitches in heat, or kane down from dog fight, or u get dogs down from previous hunt cuz boar wen wreck the dog so u go all the way town for pick up ur friends dog for hunt but put up one fuss for pick up the kids down the street from school...

Oh babe I going on one night hunt with Ande, load up two of ur 11 dogs, go ur friends house throw the dogs in the kennels and go Mai tai's and go hunt for kumu instead....

Shit babe that dam Jr boy went go fu--in Vegas again. We stay calling and waiting on the main ridge.... But u actually at the truck drinking the beers in da coola!!!!!

Babe I going hunt with Jon them... They bringing choke dogs so I not bringing any of my dogs. On the way home u stay rubbing ur hunting clothes in the dirt on the side of the road....

U hug and kiss ur dogs but u push ur girl/wife away telling her u stay.all hot and irritated...

CATCH ONE 70 POUND " BIG BOA " TELL THE SAME STORY FO ONE MONTH STRAIGHT.

You Come Home from work and you have a Longer Conversation with your Dogs than your Wife..She Tells you should get married to your Dogs you spend more time with them than Me..

......Your biggest worry about the upcoming family vacation is "who goin feed my dogs!" (QUOTE)

AMEN

WEN U GOIN HOLO'HOLO DA NEX DAY AND U GO NAINAI AN U GETTIN UP EVERY OUWA TO SEE WAT TYME ON DA CLOCK OR U JEST CAN'T SLEEP AT ALL.WEN U SEE ONE ANOTHA BRADAH WITH ONE STRETCH ON HIS TOYOTA AN U GO HOME AN LOAD UM UP AN DA ADA HALF SAY U GOIN AGAIN U JUST WENT DA ADA DAY. WEN U FIND SOMEONES HOUND(S) AN U GIVE UM BAC AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.WEN U WORKIN AN DATS ALL U TALK ABOUT.WEN U GO AN U STAY IN DA MOUNTAIN ALL DAY TILL U GET ONE AN COME HOME DAT NITE.
AHUI HOU

CAL

RAC UM UP PAC UM UP & SMOK UM UP

what about u take a sh%#@ then the dogs come behind and roll in it.

your wife more worried about the tracking collar than the dog that stay lost

you kill one pig with a rock because you lost the knife answering bark

you know a few guys that can climb tree faster and better than a monkey

you smell dog soap in church and realize you forgot to put em away when u bathe the dogs in the outside shower and the kids went use em for bathe.

all true stories

You refer to your futs as "BOAR SCENT"

SAYING THANK YOU WHEN ANADA HUNTAH FINDS YOUR DOG OR HELPS YOU OUT GET UM BACK

When you get hard time get up to go to work at 7am but 4am Saturday morning you geered up, all the dogs is collared up and you walking in!

- INSTANT WORRIES WHEN YOU NO MO TRACKING DEVICE AND 1 OR MORE DOGS DON'T COME BACK,YOUR MINE START THINKING ALL KINDS OF SHIT, RIPPA'S, FELL IN 1 HOLE, BLEED TO DEATH FROM BATTLE WOUNDS.

- WHEN YOUR DOG GETS KILLED AND YOU CARRY IT OUT, THEN DRIVE HOME GET THE SHOVEL AND PICK AND START DIGGING. TELL THE WIFE HARVEST THE TI LEAF FOR BEDDING, HEMO YOUR SHIRT AND WRAP YOUR ILIO IN IT. TEARS FALLING ONLY CAN REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD IN THE HILLS AND AT HOME.


- YOU KNOW YOU 1 HUNTA OR 1 THAT LOVES DOGS WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PET CEMETARY IN THE YARD. 6 ALREADY IN THE GROUND, RUNNING OUT OF SHIRTS.

ALL YO' "UNDIEZ"... BLOODSTAINZ DOWN DA CRACK!!!
ERRR COUPLA' MONTHS GOTTA BUY NEW.

wen u stay with the bois and u frat u say one pig one grunt
or wen u see u girl u call her one sow

When you stay at the club and you trying for dodge one gernade and you just tell um bra i got 2 go feed my dogs i got to go!!!!!!